So, Kamala 'root causes' Harris, fresh off solving the border crisis (lol), has decided to bless Jasmine Crockett with her official seal of approval in the Texas Senate race. This, apparently, is Harris's most significant endorsement since gracefully exiting the VP gig. Which, let's be real, is saying something. The endorsement arrives as Crockett faces a primary challenge from some dude named James Talarico. Translation: the libs are fighting amongst themselves to see who can virtue signal the loudest.

Texas, bless its heart, is still considered a battleground state by these folks. Never mind that it’s basically the Alamo of common sense in a sea of woke madness. The Dems think they can turn the Lone Star State blue by packing it with Californians and convincing everyone that pronouns are more important than, say, keeping the lights on during a winter storm. Harris probably thinks this endorsement is some kind of power move to solidify her relevancy. In reality, it's more like throwing a wet noodle at a brick wall.

Crockett, presumably, is the kind of candidate who thinks defunding the police is a great idea and that capitalism is the root of all evil. Harris is probably salivating at the thought of having another AOC mini-me in the Senate. This endorsement is basically a signal to the rest of the loony left to open their wallets and throw cash at Crockett's campaign. The hope is that she will somehow sway the hearts and minds of Texans who actually like freedom, low taxes, and not being lectured about their 'privilege'. Good luck with that.

Of course, the legacy media will spin this as a major victory for the Democrats and a sign that Texas is about to turn blue any day now. But don't believe the hype. Texans are not stupid. They see what's happening in other states run by Democrats, and they want no part of it. This endorsement might actually backfire and motivate more conservatives to get out and vote to keep Texas red. So thanks, Kamala! You might have just inadvertently helped the good guys.

Remember when politicians needed to actually… like, win people over instead of just relying on celebrity endorsements and endless virtue signaling? Those were the days. Now, it's all about who can scream the loudest about social justice while simultaneously lining their own pockets. Anyway, grab your popcorn, folks. This is gonna be a wild ride.

Let's see, what happens when you endorse someone who sounds like they've mainlined Tumblr for breakfast? Probably not good things. The fact that this is supposedly Harris's big endorsement is either a sign of how utterly irrelevant she is now, or how completely out of touch the Democratic Party is with real America. My money's on both.

Sources:

* Texas Election Code * Federal Election Commission * Texas Comptroller of Public Accounts * Bureau of Economic Analysis