DC – So, a judge is all bent outta shape because Cole Allen, the dude who allegedly tried to ventilate Trump at some fancy gala, isn't getting the Ritz-Carlton treatment in the DC jail? Gimme a break. Apparently, this dude, who thought popping off a shotgun at a former President was a good idea, was denied a Bible and put on suicide watch 'cause, ya know, maybe he wasn't thrilled about spending the next decade or two in the slammer. But the judge, bless his heart, is 'disturbed'.

Disturbed? I’m disturbed that J6'ers are rotting in the same jail, many without even being convicted of a crime, while this guy gets a judge wringing his hands over his 'legally deficient' experience. You’re telling me that Antifa and BLM rioters who torched cities got better treatment than this poor oppressed shotgun-wielding dude? Maybe he should've just burned down a Wendy's – seems like that's the golden ticket these days.

His lawyer is crying about a padded cell and no Bible. Boo hoo. Maybe Cole should've thought about that before he decided to channel his inner Rambo. Now he’s got 23 hours a day to contemplate his life choices. As for the Bible, he can read that online. Welcome to the 21st century, buddy! It's not like he's using it to plot another shooting.

The judge even had the audacity to compare Allen's situation to the January 6th defendants, saying they got better treatment. Are you KIDDING ME? Those folks are still being persecuted for peacefully protesting (mostly) while this guy literally tried to assassinate a political figure! And the judge is worried about the “basic decency of a human being?” What about the basic decency of not trying to murder people you disagree with, Mr. Judge?

Seriously, the priorities of these people are so upside down it's making me dizzy. They’re bending over backwards to be sensitive to a guy who allegedly tried to end democracy, while ignoring the plight of true patriots who are being demonized and persecuted for standing up for what they believe in. What's next? Is he gonna get three squares a day and cable tv? Maybe they'll bring in a masseuse to get rid of his tension and give him that good good.

I’m not saying Allen deserves to be tortured, but let’s not pretend he’s some innocent victim here. He made a choice, and now he's gotta face the consequences. And maybe, just maybe, he should be grateful he’s still alive and not ventilated by Secret Service. Remember when they said the left was soft on crime? How's this any different, I ask?