Israel Turns Bekaa Valley into Teen Removal Service; Libs Mad
Another day, another Israeli operation, another round of pearl-clutching from the usual suspects.

BEIRUT – So, apparently, the IDF did a thing in Lebanon's Bekaa Valley. Word on the street is, some Syrian teenager bought the farm, and a bunch of other folks got a boo-boo. Cue the outrage machine! Seems like any time Israel farts in the general direction of its neighbors, the Woke Brigade loses their collective minds.
Let's get real here. The Bekaa Valley isn't exactly Club Med. It's a hotbed of, shall we say, undesirables. Proximity to Syria, questionable governance – you do the math. Acting surprised that things occasionally go boom there is peak performative wokeness.
Sure, it's sad when anyone, especially a kid, gets caught in the crossfire. But spare me the crocodile tears. This isn't some innocent flower-picking expedition. It's a region crawling with folks who would happily see Israel wiped off the map. And last time I checked, self-preservation wasn't a crime – unless you're Israel, apparently.
The ceasefire? More like a suggestion. The other guys aren't exactly playing by the rules, are they? So, Israel's supposed to just sit back and wait for the next rocket attack? Yeah, no. That's not how this works. That's not how any of this works.
Predictably, the UN will issue a strongly worded statement. Human Rights Watch will write a scathing report. And the Twitterati will be all aflutter with their virtue signaling. Meanwhile, the guys who actually want to turn Tel Aviv into a parking lot are laughing all the way to the arms depot.
Wake me up when the 'international community' starts holding the actual bad guys accountable. Until then, I'll take a sovereign nation defending its borders over another lecture from the perpetually offended any day of the week. They should have thought about it before launching missiles from population centers; actions, meet consequences.
Look, nobody wants to see kids get hurt. But the world isn't a Disney movie. Sometimes, tough decisions have to be made. And when you're surrounded by enemies who want you dead, sometimes collateral damage happens. It sucks, but it's reality. Get over it.
Meanwhile, I'm gonna go grill some burgers and crack open a cold one, secure in the knowledge that somewhere, someone is keeping the barbarians at the gate. Cheers to that.


