Tehran - Welp, looks like the sand fleas are at it again. Iranian students, bless their hearts, are staging another protest. Guess those government-issued participation trophies just weren't cutting it. Seems like the Mullahs are having a bad week, what with Biden sniffing around like a senile bloodhound, itching to bomb 'em back to the stone age.

So, the kids are unhappy. Color me shocked. Turns out, living under a medieval theocracy run by guys who think the internet is a form of witchcraft isn't all sunshine and rainbows. Who knew?

These protests are less about “democracy” and more about wanting to stream TikTok without the Supreme Leader breathing down their necks. They want tendies and anime, not Ayatollahs and AK-47s. Can't say I blame 'em.

Of course, the geriatric regime in Tehran is shaking in its sandals. They've got the perpetually offended woke brigade in America screeching about “human rights,” while also having to dodge the ever-present threat of a freedom-flavored JDAM courtesy of the good ol’ US of A.

Meanwhile, Grandpa Joe is trying to negotiate a nuclear deal with these lunatics. It's like giving a loaded gun to a chimpanzee and expecting it to solve quadratic equations. Good luck with that.

The whole situation is a dumpster fire of epic proportions. You’ve got religious zealots, disgruntled millennials, and a senile American president all vying for control of a country that’s basically a giant oil field surrounded by sand.

Frankly, the best thing to do is probably just nuke the whole place from orbit. It's the only way to be sure. (Just kidding… mostly.)

But seriously, the Iranian regime is a joke. They're propped up by oil money and the fervent belief that they're doing God's work. They're basically the ISIS of the Persian Gulf, only with slightly better PR. Oh wait...

So, what’s the takeaway here? Iran is still a mess. The kids are still pissed. And the US is still trying to figure out how to deal with a problem that's been brewing since Jimmy Carter wore sweaters.

Meanwhile, I'm gonna go enjoy a refreshing glass of freedom and watch some anime. Maybe the Mullahs should try it sometime. It might loosen them up a bit. LOL, probably not!

Sources: * Central Intelligence Agency World Factbook - [https://www.cia.gov/the-world-factbook/](https://www.cia.gov/the-world-factbook/) * United States Energy Information Administration - [https://www.eia.gov/](https://www.eia.gov/) * Institute for the Study of War - [https://www.understandingwar.org/](https://www.understandingwar.org/)