Okay, so, Iran dropped their 'response' to Biden's 'peace proposal.' Translation: they sent a ransom note via Pakistan. Remember when Trump walked away from Obama's Iran deal? Good times. Now we're back to appeasing the mullahs, hoping they won't nuke Tel Aviv or something. Spoiler alert: they will if they get the chance.

This whole 'peace' thing is a joke. It's like negotiating with a toddler who just smeared peanut butter on the dog. They say they want 'sanctions relief' and their frozen assets back. Translation: give us money so we can build more missiles and fund terrorist groups. Classic.

And guess what? The ceasefire is already falling apart. Drones are buzzing around the UAE, Kuwait, and even Qatar like angry hornets. Iran denies everything, of course. They're masters of plausible deniability. It's like, 'We didn't hack the election, we just suggested to the Russians that they might want to.'

Remember Trump's 'Project Freedom'? LOL. That lasted about as long as a Lizzo diet. Iran responded by attacking our ships and oil facilities. Trump pulled the plug faster than you can say 'fake news.'

Now, Iran wants every ship passing through the Strait of Hormuz to pay them a $2 million toll. It's like a protection racket run by guys in turbans. And Biden's administration is probably considering it, because 'diplomacy.'

Qatar's whining about a drone strike on one of their ships. Cry me a river. Maybe they should stop funding Hamas. Just a thought.

Here's the bottom line: Iran can't be trusted. They're playing chess while we're playing checkers. They're laughing all the way to the uranium enrichment facility. So, what do we do? Unleash the memes. Flood the internet with Pepe. Make fun of their supreme leader. And maybe, just maybe, someone in power will wake up and realize that appeasement never works. Woke doesn't stop rockets.

This whole situation is giving me flashbacks to the Benghazi days. We are screwed.

Sources:

* Official Twitter feed of the Supreme Leader of Iran (for comedic purposes only) * Congressional Budget Office reports (because nobody actually reads them) * Babylon Bee (for a more accurate portrayal of reality) * My pillow guy