So, Iran sent their 'response' to the US ceasefire proposal via Pakistan, because of course they did. Apparently, they want 'guarantees' against future attacks. Guarantees? From whom? The Tooth Fairy? Santa Claus? Maybe they should ask Hunter Biden for a 'guarantee' – he seems to be good at getting those.

Let's be real, this whole thing is a joke. Iran wants to end hostilities, sure. And I want to be a billionaire. But wanting something and actually deserving it are two very different things. They've been funding terrorism, developing nukes, and generally being a pain in everyone's backside for decades. Now they want a get-out-of-jail-free card?

Pakistan as the messenger? That's like asking the fox to guard the henhouse. Pakistan and Iran have been cozy for years, so who knows what kind of 'translation' we're getting here. Probably something along the lines of, 'Dear America, please give us everything we want, or else…'

Guarantees against future attacks? Right. Because the last time someone gave them a guarantee, they totally honored it. (Narrator: They didn't). What kind of guarantees are we talking about here? A pinky swear? A handwritten note? Maybe Biden will send them a fruit basket and a strongly worded letter.

The entire situation is just peak clown world. We're bending over backwards to appease a regime that hates us and wants us dead. And for what? To feel good about ourselves? To get a pat on the back from the Davos crowd?

This is what happens when you let woke generals and clueless diplomats run foreign policy. They think they can negotiate with people who don't even speak the same language. They think they can reason with fanatics who want to destroy Western civilization.

The only guarantee Iran deserves is a swift and decisive response to any further acts of aggression. We need to stop playing nice and start acting like the superpower we are. No more appeasement, no more concessions, no more guarantees. Just strength and resolve.

In the meantime, I'm gonna go buy some popcorn and watch the circus unfold. Because let's be honest, this is going to be hilarious. And by hilarious, I mean terrifyingly depressing.

Remember when Trump pulled out of the Iran deal? Good times. Now we're back to square one, except this time, Iran is even closer to having nukes. Thanks, Brandon!

So yeah, Iran wants guarantees. And I want a pony. Neither of us is getting what we want anytime soon. Unless, of course, Biden decides to give them everything they ask for. In which case, God help us all.