Iran War 'Terminated' Says White House, But Troops Still There... SUS?
Trump admin says the Iran skirmish is over, but the boys are still deployed – what's *really* going on?

Okay, so the Deep State – I mean, the White House – dropped a memo on Congress saying the Iran dust-up is officially 'terminated.' But hold up... the troops are still hanging out in the sandbox? Color me skeptical.
We're supposed to believe everything's sunshine and rainbows now? Right after that whole [mention real past events, but avoid speculating]? Smells kinda fishy, ngl. It's like saying you're done eating the pizza after you've only had one slice... and there's still seven left in the box.
What's the play here? Is this some 4D chess move we normies are too dumb to understand? Or are they just covering their asses from the War Powers Resolution, that dusty old rule that says Congress needs to sign off on wars? I'm betting on the latter.
Trump's not happy with whatever 'offers' Tehran is making. Probably because they're all garbage, knowing those ayatollah clowns. They're probably offering us free rugs and lifetime supply of baklava in exchange for our nukes. No deal.
Meanwhile, back in reality, we're still paying billions to keep our guys over there. Money that could be used to build the wall, fix the roads, or, I dunno, give everyone a free PS5. Priorities, people!
The media's gonna spin this as either a Trump victory or a Trump disaster, depending on which side they're on. But the truth is probably somewhere in between. It's all just politics, baby. Kabuki theater for the masses.
Remember that Iran deal Obama cooked up? Yeah, the one that gave them billions in cash for... what exactly? Oh, right, nothing. Trump ripped it up, and now they're whining. Good. Let 'em whine.
So, what's the takeaway? Don't trust anything the government tells you. Especially when it comes to war. And always, ALWAYS, question the narrative. Stay woke, fam.
Maybe it's a genius plan, maybe it's a complete mess. Either way, grab some popcorn and enjoy the show. Because this is gonna be a wild ride.
The real question is, when do we get the Space Force involved? That's what I wanna know.
Terminated? More like... to be continued.
White House says Iran hostilities 'terminated', troops still there? Huge cope if true.
Sources:
* United States Congress * The White House

