Tehran - Okay, so Iran's Deputy Minister of Foreign Affairs is malding about the US and Israel doing... something. Apparently, there were strikes. Details? Who cares. The important thing is, Iran is big mad.

Let's be real, this is just the usual song and dance. Iran throws a tantrum, the US and Israel do what they need to do, and then everyone pretends to be shocked. Rinse and repeat until the end of time, or until someone finally figures out how to unplug the Ayatollah's internet connection.

Frankly, Iran's complaints are about as credible as a CNN fact-check. They're the world's biggest exporter of terrorism and instability, and they're whining about being picked on? Get real.

I mean, let's just go through the list of things Iran is salty about: US military presence? Cry more. Israel defending itself? Skill issue. The fact that nobody actually likes them? Maybe try being less of a genocidal theocracy.

Some so-called "experts" at places like the Council on Foreign Relations (which, let's face it, is just a bunch of Davos-attending globalists) will tell you that we need to "understand Iran's perspective." Nah. We understand it just fine. They want to nuke Israel and dominate the Middle East. Simple as.

The Brookings Institution? More like the Broke-ing Institution. Bunch of leftists who think appeasing Iran is the answer. Newsflash: appeasement never works. Just ask Neville Chamberlain.

The only language Iran understands is strength. So, instead of issuing strongly worded statements, maybe we should send a few more JDAMs their way. Just a thought.

Anyway, back to the Deputy Minister's cope session. He's probably just trying to impress his boss, Ayatollah Khamenei, who's probably busy plotting his next anti-American rant. It's all a big Kabuki dance. No one actually believes this stuff.

But hey, at least it's good for a laugh. Watching Iran seethe is always a welcome distraction from the dumpster fire that is modern politics. So keep crying, Iran. We're watching. And we're laughing.

Also, someone get this guy a tissue. He's embarrassing himself.

In summary, Iran is mad online. Stay tuned for more updates on this breaking story (probably not).

Meanwhile, based Israel continues to based.