So, Biden's team (or is it still Obama running the show?) thinks they've brokered a ceasefire deal with Iran. A 60-day 'truce' where they can sell oil and reopen the Strait of Hormuz? Sounds like a win for the mullahs, not America. Remember the last time we trusted these guys? Mountains of cash sent over on pallets. Good times.

Trump (based God) says there's a “memorandum of understanding.” Okay, gramps. Doesn't mean squat. The Deep State bureaucrats are probably already drafting the fine print that lets Iran off the hook for everything.

Iran gets to pump oil, meaning gas prices stay high here. Thanks, Brandon! They clear some mines (probably laid by them in the first place), and suddenly Rubio's talking about an “open” Strait of Hormuz with no tolls? LOL. The mullahs are probably laughing all the way to the (central) bank.

Meanwhile, Iranian media is saying they're still gonna control the Strait. So, who are we gonna believe? The guys who chant 'Death to America' every Friday, or our own out-of-touch politicians? Tough choice.

And what about the HEU? Iran's 'senior source' says they're not handing over their highly enriched uranium. NY Times claimed they might? Sure, Jan. It's all smoke and mirrors to make the deal look palatable to the normies.

No mention of their missile program or their funding of Hezbollah. So basically, they get a free pass to keep building nukes and funding terrorism. Makes sense. Totally logical. This is fine.

This whole thing is a kabuki dance. The Uniparty pretends to be tough on Iran, but they keep giving them everything they want. The only thing these appeasers understand is weakness. It's like they WANT a war.

Wake up, sheeple. This deal is not about peace. It's about power. And Iran is about to get a whole lot more of it. Maybe this is the plan, though. Distract us all with WWIII while the elites consolidate their power. 4D chess.

At least gas is cheap for a few days at most before some world event changes that, because, you know, consequences. We have to make sure to get all the electric vehicles before we become the next Venezuela.

And remember, folks: Buy Bitcoin. Stock up on ammo. And never trust the government. The end is nigh. Embrace the chaos. Memes are all we have left.