Okay, so France straight-up ABSTAINED from a UN resolution declaring the slave trade the 'gravest crime against humanity.' Gravest? More grave than, say, woke ideology poisoning the minds of our youth? Or the creeping tyranny of globalist elites? Asking for a friend.

Seriously though, what's the deal? Are the French finally realizing that these UN resolutions are just performative wokeness designed to make politicians feel good while doing jack squat to solve real problems? Or is this some elaborate Macronian scheme to play 4D chess and appease… checks notes …colonial guilt-trippers?

Let's be real, the UN is mostly a bureaucratic swamp filled with unelected globalists who want to micromanage every aspect of our lives. This resolution probably had some hidden clause about reparations or open borders or some other nonsense that would further erode national sovereignty. Vive la France, right?

Maybe Macron finally realized that constantly apologizing for things that happened centuries ago isn't exactly a winning strategy. At some point, you gotta tell the perpetually offended to get over it and focus on building a better future. Is that too much to ask? Probably, in this clown world.

It’s the kind of situation where even a broken clock is right twice a day. Even if France’s reasons were suspect, they still refused to go along with the UN’s virtue signaling parade. Based? Maybe. Delusional? Probably.

The real crime against humanity is the rising price of gas and the fact that you can't even tell a joke anymore without triggering half the internet. But sure, let’s focus on something that happened centuries ago. Makes sense.

Look, I'm not saying the slave trade wasn't bad. It was horrific. But constantly dwelling on the past and weaponizing historical guilt isn't exactly productive. It's like that one friend who always brings up that embarrassing thing you did in high school. Get over it already!

So, is France based? Maybe. Are they playing some kind of international political game? Probably. Is the UN a useless bureaucracy? Definitely. Stay skeptical, folks. The truth is out there… somewhere buried under layers of woke propaganda and globalist agendas.

Remember, kids, the best way to honor the past is to build a strong and prosperous future. Not to wallow in guilt and self-flagellation. And definitely not to give the UN any more power than they already have.

Deus Vult, or something. Anyway, time for another glass of wine and some conspiracy theories. Keep fighting the good fight, and don't let the globalists win! MAGA (Make Artois Great Again).

Bonus points if someone can tell me what the French equivalent of 'cope' is. Because that's what the UN is doing right now.

Basically, France is playing 4D chess while the rest of us are playing checkers with pigeons. Maybe. Or maybe they're just as clueless as the rest of them. Who knows? Stay tuned!