So, The Guardian, bastion of British wokeness, is launching a new podcast called 'Stateside with Kai and Carter.' Because, you know, Americans are just too dumb to understand their own country without some guidance from across the pond. Featuring award-winning virtue signalers Kai Wright and Carter Sherman, this promises to be a non-stop masterclass in leftist grievance studies.

Kai Wright, bless his heart, is a Peabody award-winning host who apparently spends his time navel-gazing about 'history, power, and the evolving American identity.' Translation: he's going to blame everything on white people and capitalism. He even hosted a podcast chronicling the 'rise of the MAGA movement,' which I'm sure was a totally unbiased and fair portrayal of patriotic Americans.

And don't even get me started on his book, 'Drifting Toward Love: Black, Brown, Gay and Coming of Age on the Streets of New York.' I'm sure it's a real tear-jerker about the struggles of… well, you get the picture. Prepare for identity politics overload.

Then there's Carter Sherman, who's been leading The Guardian’s crusade on 'gender, power, and politics,' with a special emphasis on abortion. Because nothing says 'nuanced analysis' like a deep dive into the sacred cow of reproductive rights. She's written for Elle and Ms Magazine – need I say more?

Her book, 'The Second Coming: Sex and the Next Generation’s Fight Over Its Future,' sounds like a real page-turner for anyone who wants to understand how the youth are being indoctrinated with woke ideology. Get ready for discussions about pronouns, gender fluidity, and the evils of the patriarchy.

'Stateside' airs on Mondays, Wednesdays, and Fridays, giving you plenty of opportunities to feel guilty about your privilege and learn how to be a better ally. Make sure you subscribe on YouTube, Apple Podcasts, and Spotify, so you never miss a chance to get your daily dose of leftist propaganda.

The Guardian is practically begging for advertisers and sponsors for 'Stateside with Kai and Carter.' I bet they're lining up to virtue signal right alongside them.

Look, I'm not saying these people are inherently evil. They probably genuinely believe they're doing good. But their idea of 'good' involves fundamentally transforming American society according to their woke worldview. And that's something we should all be very concerned about.