SANTA MARTA, Colombia – Gather 'round, folks, and let me tell you a story about a bunch of virtue-signaling nations having a pow-wow in Colombia to discuss the oh-so-urgent matter of phasing out fossil fuels. Spoiler alert: the Trump administration didn't get an invite. Why? Because apparently, telling the truth about the “green transition” being “destructive” is a major party foul these days.

So, while these countries are busy patting themselves on the back for their commitment to saving the planet (while simultaneously lining their pockets with taxpayer money), the U.S. is over here, you know, actually keeping the lights on and the economy humming. But hey, who needs affordable energy when you can have a clear conscience, right?

Background: Remember the Paris Agreement? Yeah, the one where we pledged trillions of dollars to developing nations based on the promise that it would stop the tides from rising? Good times. Turns out, throwing money at a problem doesn't always solve it. Shocking, I know.

Historically, these globalist schemes have always been about one thing: redistributing wealth from productive nations to… well, let's just say “less productive” nations. And if that means crippling our own economy in the process, so be it, as long as everyone feels good about themselves.

Experts (read: paid shills) will tell you that we need to act now to avert climate disaster. But here's the thing: the climate has been changing for billions of years. It's called nature. And last time I checked, humanity was still kicking. So maybe, just maybe, we should focus on adapting to the changes instead of bankrupting ourselves trying to stop them.

This meeting in Santa Marta is nothing more than a virtue-signaling circle jerk. They’ll pontificate about renewable energy, blah, blah, blah, while conveniently ignoring the fact that solar panels and windmills require rare earth minerals mined in… wait for it… China! But hey, at least they're not using fossil fuels, right?

They’ll talk about financing the transition, particularly in developing countries. Translation: rich countries will give money to poor countries, who will then use it to buy… wait for it… Chinese-made solar panels and windmills! It's a beautiful system, really. For China.

The U.S., meanwhile, is busy pumping oil and gas like a boss, because that's what keeps the economy going. And while these other countries are busy trying to dismantle their own energy industries, we'll be laughing all the way to the bank.

The long-term consequences of this globalist agenda are clear: economic stagnation, energy dependence, and a whole lot of virtue signaling. But hey, at least everyone will feel good about themselves while they're freezing in the dark.

So, here's to the sixty nations meeting in Colombia. May their virtue signaling be strong, and their energy bills be cheap (thanks to us!).