Morrisville, N.C. — Remember Gattaca? Turns out it's not just a movie anymore. A bunch of companies are now offering embryo screening, promising parents the 'best babies' possible. And naturally, the woke crowd is losing its mind. Herasight, Orchid Health, Nucleus Genomics – these are the names that are sending the libs into a frenzy.

Justin Schleede, executive lab director at Herasight, helpfully explains that they analyze spit, blood, and embryo cells to predict everything from disease risk to IQ. Translation: Finally, science is giving us a shot at outsmarting the commies from birth.

But Katie Hasson, executive director of the Center for Genetics and Society, is already screaming about a dystopian future where we're all mass-produced genetic drones. Honey, we're already living in a dystopia where gender is a social construct and pronouns are mandatory. At least this dystopia will have better-looking people in it.

These companies use 'polygenic risk scores' to estimate the chances of developing certain diseases and traits. The American College of Medical Genetics and Genomics and the American Association of Reproductive Medicine are being killjoys, saying the science isn't perfect. Newsflash: science is NEVER perfect. That's why we keep innovating, unlike the left who want to drag us back to the Stone Age.

Kian Sadeghi, founder and CEO of Nucleus Genomics, is taking heat for saying they 'help people have their best babies.' Oh, the horror! Imagine wanting your kids to be healthy and smart. What a monstrous idea.

The real outrage here is that this tech will probably be expensive, meaning the elites will get even more elite. But hey, at least SOMEONE will be thriving in this Biden economy.

So, are we headed for a Gattaca-style nightmare? Maybe. But honestly, anything's better than the woke hellscape the left is trying to build. At least genetically enhanced humans will be able to tell the difference between men and women.

Embrace the future, folks. And if you can afford it, get your embryos screened. It's your patriotic duty to produce superior offspring. MAGA, but make it genetic.

Next up: artificial wombs and lab-grown sperm. Get ready for the ultimate redpill: genetically engineered based chads dominating every aspect of society. The left won't know what hit 'em.