So, the Woke Industrial Complex is driving up gas prices, and now airlines are gonna stick it to ya with higher airfares. Surprise! Industry 'analysts' (read: paid shills) say it's not if airfares will rise, but when, how much, and for how long. Translation: Prepare to be fleeced, plebs.

Remember when Trump was in office and gas was cheap? Yeah, good times. Now we're paying for the Green New Deal lunacy and the globalist agenda to 'transition' us into poverty. Enjoy your $8 gallon of gas...and your $1000 round-trip ticket to Aunt Mildred's.

The airlines, bless their hearts (not really), are acting all shocked and surprised that fuel costs are going up. Like they didn't see this coming? Please. They're just as happy to rake in the extra profits as anyone else. Don't expect them to 'eat' the costs. They'll pass them on to you faster than you can say 'virtue signal'.

But hey, at least the airlines are reporting that you suckers are STILL booking flights! Guess you haven't learned your lesson yet. Keep funding the climate alarmists with your hard-earned cash! They're laughing all the way to the bank, in their private jets, of course.

The only silver lining here is that maybe, just maybe, this will wake some people up to the absurdity of the current situation. Maybe they'll realize that the 'experts' and 'analysts' are full of it. Maybe they'll start demanding real solutions instead of virtue signaling nonsense.

In the meantime, buckle up (literally and figuratively) because the turbulence is just getting started. Higher prices are coming, and there's nothing you can do about it…except maybe start learning how to fly your own damn plane.

Seriously, though, the best thing you can do is start prepping. Stock up on canned goods, learn how to garden, and for God's sake, stop voting for the clowns who are driving us all off a cliff. It's time to take back control, folks. Before it's too late. This is not financial advice.

And don't forget to own the libs while you're at it. Every little bit helps. Even if it's just a well-placed meme or a sarcastic comment, it all adds up. We're in a cultural war, people, and we need to fight back with everything we've got. So get out there and make some noise!

Consider this your official call to action. The system is rigged, the game is fixed, and the only way to win is to break the rules. So go out there and be a chaos agent. Make them regret ever messing with us.

If you do still fly, just remember to smuggle in your own snacks. No way I'm paying $10 for a bag of chips when I can buy the whole damn bag for $3 at Walmart. Also, wear a MAGA hat. You'll trigger them so hard.

God bless America, and may God save us all from the woke mob. We're gonna need all the help we can get.

Remember when gas was $2 a gallon and you could fly to Cancun for $200? Yeah, those days are gone. Thanks, Brandon!