Fulton County Pulls a Fast One, Tries to Block DOJ Election Probe
Swamp creatures in Georgia scramble to bury 2020 election deets before the Deep State can get rekt.

Alright, folks, buckle up, because the saga of the stolen… err, “most secure election ever” is back. This time, Fulton County, Georgia, the epicenter of alleged ballot shenanigans in 2020, is trying to shut down a DOJ investigation faster than you can say “Dominion voting machines.” The Fulton County Board of Registration and Elections (FBRE), bless their hearts, filed a 27-page temper tantrum disguised as a legal motion, begging a Georgia federal court to spike a grand jury subpoena from the DOJ.
They're calling this subpoena “an unprecedented and harassing grand jury subpoena.” Translation: “We’re terrified of what you might find.” They claim the DOJ is just trying to “target and harass the President’s perceived political enemies.” Newsflash: maybe if your elections weren't sketchier than a back alley mime, nobody would be looking at you sideways.
Apparently, this subpoena wants info on thousands of poll workers and county employees. Oh no, not the poll workers! The very same poll workers who were allegedly pulling suitcases of ballots out from under tables after everyone else went home? The same ones who magically scanned the same ballots multiple times? Oh, the horror!
Now, here’s the real kicker: the FBRE is whining that the statute of limitations has expired for any “purported 2020 crimes.” Yeah, because sweeping evidence under the rug for six years makes it totally legit. It’s like saying you can’t be prosecuted for robbing a bank if you hide the money long enough. Sounds legit, right?
Let's not forget that Trump got robbed blind in Georgia, and Raffensperger ordered a hand recount. Surprise! Biden still “won” by a measly 11,777 votes. But don't worry, everything was totally above board. Totally.
The DOJ, bless their pea-picking hearts, actually filed a lawsuit against Raffensperger to force him to cough up an unredacted voter registration database. Five days later, the FBI raided the Fulton County Election Hub. Things that make you go hmmm…
And DNI Tulsi Gabbard (remember her? The sane Dem who actually made sense?) sent a letter to Congress about election interference being a national security threat. But hey, who cares about national security when you can own the cons, amirite?
Fulton County claims these investigations are “arbitrary fishing expeditions.” That's rich coming from the people who conducted the biggest voter dump this side of the Mississippi. If you have nothing to hide, why are you fighting so hard? Just release the Kraken… err, the data.
Honestly, the level of cope coming from these people is astounding. They’re treating the American people like a bunch of brain-dead sheep. Time to wake up, folks. This isn't about left vs. right anymore; it's about the elites trying to pull the wool over our eyes. These “arbitrary fishing expeditions” might be the only way to expose the truth.
So, what's next? More legal wrangling, more obfuscation, and more attempts to bury the truth. But hey, at least we have memes. The internet never forgets, and we're watching them closely. The clock is ticking, and the storm is coming. Tick tock.


