So, you wanna fly from Bumphkinville, USA to a slightly bigger Bumphkinville? Tough luck, pal. The short flights are DYING. Thanks, Brandon.

According to some egghead at OAG, these tiny flights under 250 nautical miles are down 11% since 2016. No duh, Sherlock. It's cheaper for airlines to fly you halfway across the country than to your grandma's house. Thanks, Bidenomics.

And don't even get me started on the fuel prices. The Middle East is STILL on fire (shocker!), and now it costs more to fill up a Cessna than it does to buy a used Prius. Spirit Airlines went belly up – and they were, like, the Greyhound of the sky. Now how will the poors get to their cousin's wedding?

The CEO of the Regional Airline Association, Faye Malarkey Black (lol), says airlines gotta move more people with fewer pilots. Translation: Get ready for longer layovers and even smaller peanuts.

They say it's about efficiency. I say it's about squeezing every last drop of profit out of the working class before the whole system collapses.

These clowns in Milwaukee and Chicago? They could take a TRAIN, but Mr. Fancy Pants gotta fly to connect to another flight, probably to some virtue-signaling conference in Davos. They can have all the sustainable air travel they want. We'll be over here with our gas guzzling trucks.

The urban planning professor, Joshua Schank, has got it all figured out: it's about density, baby! Cram more people into fewer places so the elites can control everything. Classic.

The globalists are winning, folks. They're making it harder and harder for regular Americans to travel, to connect, to live their lives. All while they're jet-setting around the world, patting themselves on the back for saving the planet. Wake up, sheeple!

So next time you're stuck in some regional airport, waiting for a flight that's never going to arrive, remember: This is what they want. They want you isolated, dependent, and broke. Don't let them win. Buy a truck. Learn to wrench. And stock up on ammo.

The only thing green about this situation is the money lining the pockets of the global elite. They're laughing all the way to the bank, while you're stuck paying for their climate change agenda. Sad!

Remember when flying was fun? Now it's just another way for the system to screw you over. Short flights? More like short-changed.

They want to control everything, from the air you breathe to the way you travel. Don't let them. Fight back! MAGA!

This is the end of regional travel as we know it. Get ready for the era of the hyperloop... or maybe just stay home and watch the world burn. At least you'll save on jet fuel.