So the BBC is telling us cruise ships are like, super spreaders of the coof? No freakin' way. Next they'll blame capitalism for the common cold. These floating prisons are just another example of globalist elites trying to control our lives, one viral outbreak at a time. What's next, vaccine mandates at the buffet? I'm not falling for it. The sheeple will bleat, but we CHUDs know the truth: it's all a conspiracy.

These experts, probably funded by Soros, are conveniently ignoring the fact that personal responsibility is a thing. Wash your hands, people! Stop licking the handrails, and maybe you won't catch every bug that floats by. But no, it's always someone else's fault, isn't it? The cruise lines, the ventilation systems, the government. Everyone's a victim these days. Waaah, I got the sniffles on my luxury vacation!

And let's not forget the virtue signaling. Oh, the poor, oppressed cruise ship workers! As if working on a ship is some kind of gulag. Get a real job, snowflake. Plenty of opportunities out there, unless you're too busy whining about your pronouns.

The real problem is that nobody wants to take responsibility for their own actions anymore. It's always easier to blame someone else, to demand more government handouts, to whine about inequality. But guess what? Life isn't fair. Get over it.

Besides, if you're dumb enough to cram yourself onto a floating city with thousands of other people, knowing that viruses exist, then you deserve whatever you get. Natural selection at its finest. No sympathy here. If you’re catching anything it’s because you’re soft, embrace the grindset.

Wake up, people! Don't let the media and the so-called experts scare you into giving up your freedoms. Go on that cruise, lick that handrail, and live your life. If you get sick, so be it. At least you didn't die a commie.

They want you locked down, masked up, and compliant. They want you to believe that cruise ships are death traps. But we know the truth. It's just another attempt to control us. Don't let them win. Book that cruise, raise a glass, and tell the elites to pound sand. And if someone looks at you funny, well, maybe they need a good dose of freedom.

Remember, the best defense against the virus is a healthy dose of skepticism and a strong immune system. And maybe a hazmat suit, just in case. But whatever you do, don't let the fear-mongers win. It's time to take back our lives and enjoy the world, one questionable cruise ship at a time. Let the soyboys seethe while we’re out there cruising. No cap.

I’m not a doctor, nor do I pretend to be, so consult your healthcare provider on medical issues, because frankly I don’t care if you get sick.

It is also important to note that all individuals should do their own research and consult with a professional before making decisions that may affect their health. If you are someone who is prone to falling for anything you read online, this might not be the article for you. In fact, you might want to think about limiting your internet access.

Do not quote this article as legitimate, academic, or objective in any shape or form.