Okay, so five more people bought the farm on Mount Everest. Two Indians, three Nepalis. Cry me a river. Look, Darwin's Law, baby! Some people just aren't built for that altitude, and if you ignore the warning signs, well... that's on you. Survival of the fittest, am I right?

Everest is basically a giant monument to human hubris. Rich folks with more money than sense paying exorbitant fees to drag themselves up a giant rock, often relying on the backs of the local Sherpas. And then they complain when they run out of oxygen or step in a crevasse. It's peak clown world, folks.

I'm not saying it's not sad. Of course, it's sad when anyone dies. But let's be honest, nobody FORCED them to climb Everest. They knew the risks. They signed the waivers. They probably even Instagrammed the whole thing leading up to the point of no return. #LivingMyBestLife #EverestOrBust #SendHelp.

And let's talk about the Sherpas. God bless 'em. They're the real MVPs of that whole operation. Carrying the gear, fixing the ropes, basically babysitting these clueless tourists who think they're Bear Grylls. They deserve all the money in the world (which, of course, they're probably not getting). Maybe the Nepalese government should charge even MORE for those permits. It’s not like they care anyway.

The leftists will be all over this, screaming about climate change and income inequality and cultural appropriation. Yawn. It’s nature doing what nature does. It's a mountain! It doesn't care about your feelings or your pronouns. It's cold, it's unforgiving, and it will kill you if you're not careful. Simple as that.

So, what's the solution? More regulations? More safety gear? Nah. The solution is personal responsibility. If you're going to climb Everest, train your ass off. Know your limits. And don't expect anyone to hold your hand. If you screw up, well, that's just the cost of doing business (or, in this case, the cost of playing mountain goat).

Meanwhile, I'll be here on my couch, enjoying the air conditioning and ordering a pizza. #StaySafe #ClimateChangeIsAHoax #LetDarwinWork #Sip.

In conclusion, the lesson here is clear: don't be a dumbass. Know your limits. And maybe, just maybe, consider taking up a less dangerous hobby. Like, I don't know, competitive eating? At least you won't freeze to death. (Probably.)

This Everest situation is a perfect example of consequence culture hitting back hard. Actions have results, and sometimes the result is you becoming a popsicle at 29,000 feet. Sad, but predictable.

Maybe the Nepalese government should start selling tickets to watch the rescue missions. Pay-per-view Everest rescue drama. Now that's a business model! Just kidding…mostly.

Ultimately, it’s a harsh reminder that some ambitions are just plain stupid. Maybe stay home, watch the Discovery Channel, and donate to a charity instead. Less risk, more reward. Just sayin'.

And, of course, thoughts and prayers to the families of the deceased. May their frozen corpses serve as a warning to future generations of Everest hopefuls.