So, the Eurovision Song Contest is still happening, and you can watch it in the US? Based. Despite the best efforts of perpetually offended snowflakes to cancel everything fun and cultural, the show goes on. Seems some countries are throwing a hissy fit and boycotting, probably because someone didn't use the right pronouns for a singing potato.

Seriously, the perpetually offended have been trying to cancel everything that isn't woke for years. You can't even enjoy a catchy tune without some soyboy lecturing you about cultural appropriation or some other nonsense. But guess what? Freedom wins again. Americans can still watch Europeans in spangled outfits doing whatever it is they do on that stage.

These boycotts are the equivalent of a toddler throwing a tantrum because they didn't get their way. Grow up. The world doesn't revolve around your feelings. Some people just want to watch a singing competition without being lectured about intersectionality or whatever other garbage they're pushing these days.

This is a victory for normalcy. A victory for people who like to have fun without having to apologize for it. So crack open a beer, put on your most ridiculous outfit, and enjoy the show. And when the woke Karens start screeching, just tell them to touch grass.

Seriously, maybe try to understand someone else's views for a change instead of cancelling everything. The woke brigade has been trying to push their agenda for too long.

The snowflakes and Karens don't like it when people enjoy things. We need to celebrate the freedom to just relax and watch some song contests.

This just goes to show, America still stands for freedom. And maybe we should boycott the boycotters.

Now if you'll excuse me, I'm gonna go make a drinking game out of every time someone mentions 'unity'.