So, Ebola's back, huh? And instead of just, you know, letting Americans come home for treatment – like they usually do – the Trump admin is building a quarantine center in Kenya. Because nothing says 'America First' like outsourcing your public health response to a foreign country. Drain the swamp, build a resort!

Apparently, bringing potentially infected people across the Atlantic is too risky for the snowflakes. But don't worry, it's not actually about the risks. It's about sending a message: stay out of those shithole countries, or you'll be stuck there if you get sick. And don't even THINK about bringing any 'globalist' diseases back with you, libtards.

The White House is calling it 'high-quality care.' I'm sure it'll be just like the VA… but in Kenya. Maybe they'll even throw in a safari package to keep the quarantined busy. You know, instead of letting them get treatment at, like, Johns Hopkins or something.

And the best part? They're banning green card holders who've been to the DRC, Uganda, and South Sudan. So much for the 'land of opportunity.' If you're not a full-blooded American, you're SOL when the apocalypse comes. Guess that's what happens when you don't vote Trump, amirite?

Jennifer Nuzzo from Brown is whining about 'ethical concerns.' Oh, boo hoo. What about the ethical concerns of letting Ebola spread in America? I'm pretty sure the Founding Fathers would have been all about quarantine zones and travel bans. They weren't exactly known for their open borders policy, y'know. Safety first, patriots!

And Jeremy Konyndyk from Refugees International is crying about how this will disincentivize health workers. Well, maybe they should stop being such virtue signaling soyboys and start thinking about their own safety for once. If you're dumb enough to catch Ebola in Africa, maybe you shouldn't be a doctor in the first place. Survival of the fittest, baby!

Honestly, this whole thing is just another excuse for the government to waste taxpayer money. Building a quarantine center in Kenya? How much do you wanna bet that ends up being a slush fund for some corrupt politicians? It’s always grift, folks, always grift.

They say the transportation risks are low if you're asymptomatic. So, why not just screen people and fly them home? Oh, right, because that would make too much sense. Gotta justify the new Kenyan resort somehow.