So, our chief Africa correspondent, Declan Walsh, decides to go full 'Rona and voluntarily walk into an Ebola ward. Inside, you got your adults, your kiddos, the recently deceased – the whole shebang. Turns out, Ebola's still a thing. Who knew?

Remember when the libs were screaming about Ebola back in '14? Good times. Now it's like, crickets. Maybe because it doesn't fit the current narrative of Orange Man Bad, or maybe because they’re too busy virtue signaling about the latest woke outrage. Either way, Africa is still Africa, and things like Ebola still exist. No one cares till it hits close to home, am I right? Sad.

This whole thing is just another reminder that the world is a chaotic mess, and most of the elites are completely detached from reality. They’re too busy pushing their globalist agendas to actually deal with real problems. Meanwhile, people are dying from preventable diseases. Where's the outrage? Where's the accountability?

Symptoms? Fever, bleeding, the usual. Mortality rate? Sky high. But hey, at least we're all wearing masks to protect ourselves from the sniffles. Priorities, people. Priorities.

And let's not forget the inevitable calls for more foreign aid. Because throwing money at the problem always solves everything, right? It’s not like that money will end up in the pockets of corrupt officials or anything. Nope. Never happens. Just keep printing money, and everything will be fine. Trust the plan. Q.

The elites will tell you that this is a humanitarian crisis, and we need to open our borders and welcome everyone with open arms. But what about protecting our own citizens? What about securing our borders? Oh, right. That's racist. My bad.

Frankly, I'm more concerned about the woke mind virus infecting our institutions than some disease in a faraway land. But hey, that's just me. I'm sure the globalists have it all under control. Trust the science. Wear a mask. Get vaccinated. And don't forget to virtue signal on social media. That's what really matters.

Look, I'm not saying we should ignore the Ebola outbreak. But let's be real. The mainstream media is just using this as another opportunity to scare us into submission. Don't fall for it. Do your own research. Question everything. And most importantly, don't trust the government. They're lying to you. Always.

This is just the beginning, folks. Buckle up. It's going to be a bumpy ride. And remember: Keep calm and carry on. Or, you know, don't. Whatever. It's your life. Do what you want. Just don't come crying to me when the world falls apart. Because I told you so. Kek.

Meanwhile, someone died in the Ebola ward. So there's that. This whole situation is a perfect metaphor for modern society: A chaotic mess, run by incompetent elites, with everyone pretending that everything is fine. GG no re.