West Palm Beach, FL - Okay, so Don Jr. finally locked it down with Bettina Anderson this weekend in West Palm Beach. Daddy Trump called it a 'small, little private affair.' Sure, Jan. Betcha there was enough champagne there to float a battleship.

Seriously though, good for them. Marriage is based, trad wife is winning. Meanwhile, the woke left is probably clutching their pearls because... reasons. Maybe the carbon footprint of the flowers? The 'problematic' origins of the wedding cake ingredients? Who knows, the outrage machine never sleeps.

What's hilarious is how much the media is trying to spin this as some kind of 'disconnection from the common man.' As if every wedding needs to be a potluck in a trailer park. It's a wedding, people! Let the guy celebrate without getting your panties in a twist.

And let's be real, 'small, little private affair' just means they didn't invite all the virtue-signaling Hollywood types. Probably just close friends, family, and maybe a few people who can actually hold a conversation without bringing up Trump Derangement Syndrome. Sounds like a win to me.

The fact that it happened in Florida, though? Based. DeSantis country is the only place free from the woke mind virus these days. You know they had some good barbecue, and nobody got triggered by the American flag. That's what I call a successful wedding.

So congrats to Don Jr. and Bettina. May your marriage be long, prosperous, and filled with enough conservative takes to make the left's heads explode. And to the media: cope harder. Seriously, find something real to whine about. Like the price of gas, maybe?

Sources:

* Truth Social: (For real-time commentary) * Wikileaks: (Just in case there's a rogue wedding manifest or something)