CANBERRA – So, the geniuses in Canberra dropped a cool $600 million on the Bondi attack response. $300 million of that goes to Jewish community security? Alright, alright, alright. Seems like someone's getting a golden parachute. Let's not pretend we don't know how this game is played.

According to Treasurer Jimmy 'Woke' Chalmers, this is all about strengthening national security and unity. Yeah, right. More like strengthening his poll numbers in certain key electorates. You think the average battler in Western Sydney is seeing any of this cash? Nah, they're too busy paying their electricity bills.

The Executive Council of Australian Jewry (ECAJ) is getting $124 million for “extra security.” Twenty-two million of that is coming from confiscated criminal assets? How convenient. I bet there’s some perfectly legal and legitimate grift going on there. You know, just normal stuff.

$131 million is heading to Jewish community organizations. Bondi's Chabad gets $4.4 million 'cause they lost some members in the attack. Heartbreaking, sure. But tell me again why my taxes are paying for this? This isn't a charity, this is the government playing favorites.

Jewish House and Jewishcare get $4 million for victims. Bondi surf clubs get $200k for helping people. Lewis' Continental Kitchen, the Kosher catering place that burned down in 2024, gets half a million. Arson, huh? Sounds fishy. Bet they're thrilled. Meanwhile, small businesses across the country are getting crushed by inflation. But hey, at least the Kosher catering is sorted.

$131 million for the royal commission and another $207 million to counter antisemitism? What a joke. They'll be using that to censor anyone who dares question the narrative. Free speech? Gone. Dissent? Silenced. Welcome to Australia 2026, where everyone gets a participation trophy except the silent majority.

They're setting up an $80 million counter-terrorism online center to fight “youth radicalization.” Translation: they're gonna be spying on kids who post the wrong memes. Big Brother is watching, and he's got a really, really long list of banned words.

And of course, the gun buyback. They won't say how much it costs, because 'disclosure would prejudice negotiations'. Translation: they're trying to screw over the states and hope nobody notices. More power grabs, less freedom.