Alright, folks, gather 'round for another episode of 'You Can't Make This Stuff Up!' Starring: Luis Fernando Benitez-Gonzalez, a real-life 'undocumented worker' (wink, wink) who apparently missed Texas so much after his voluntary deportation (lol) that he just HAD to come back. And by 'come back,' I mean allegedly rack up a rap sheet longer than Kamala's list of accomplishments.

Our amigo here is accused of offing two women and blasting two more, all while sporting that coveted 'previously deported' status. Detective Chris Anderson, bless his heart, thinks there might be even MORE victims. Because, you know, guys who like to strangle don't usually take six-year vacations. Common sense? In this economy?

Deputy U.S. Marshal Brandon Filla (sounds like a character in a Coen Brothers movie) confirmed the deportation detail. But hey, who needs a pesky thing like a border when you've got virtue signaling and cheap labor to import? It's almost like open borders attract the wrong kind of people. Almost.

Remember when they told us that illegal immigration was just about hard-working folks picking our fruit and doing the jobs Americans won't do? Yeah, about that... Turns out, sometimes it's about something a little less wholesome. Like allegedly committing acts of 'extreme violence' against women. But hey, details, details.

And the best part? This dude was out there for YEARS. The first murder was in 2018! Our FBI's CODIS database, the one we dump taxpayer money into, didn't flag him. So, thanks for that. Another win for the bureaucracy. The system is working exactly as designed... to fail.

I'm sure the Left will tell us this is just an isolated incident, a statistical anomaly, a byproduct of systemic oppression. They'll probably blame climate change. Or maybe Trump. But let's be real: this is what happens when you prioritize feelings over facts and ideology over common sense. When you refuse to enforce your own laws and treat your own citizens like suckers.

And let's not forget the virtue-signaling libs who'll cry about 'human rights' while ignoring the rights of the victims and their families. They'll lecture us about 'compassion' while turning a blind eye to the consequences of their policies. They'll pat themselves on the back for being so 'woke' while the body count keeps rising.

So, next time you hear someone blathering on about the wonders of open borders, remember Luis Fernando Benitez-Gonzalez. Remember Alyssa Ann Rivera. Remember Alba Jenisse Aviles-Marti. Remember the two women who survived. And remember that 'compassion' without consequences is just a fancy word for stupidity.

And the punchline to this joke? You paid for it. You're still paying for it. And you'll keep paying for it until we get serious about border security and start putting American citizens first. But hey, at least we're 'welcoming,' right? Clowns.

Lock him up? Naw, they will give him asylum... In Mexico. Then let him back across the border again.

So here we are again, another day, another disaster that could have been prevented. All because our leaders are too busy virtue signaling to do their actual jobs. Sleep tight, America.