WINDER, Ga. – Well, folks, they've done it again. Another Georgia man, Colin Gray (54, boomer vibes), is catching a murder charge because his 14-year-old went full Doomguy on Apalachee High School. Two teachers, two students, and nine injured? Not based, kiddo. Not based at all.

But here's the kicker: Gray didn't even do anything. Except, you know, raise the little psycho. Apparently, owning guns that your kid can access and taking him shooting is now a felony. This is the logical conclusion of the Left's never-ending quest to blame someone, anyone, other than the actual perpetrator. Remember the Crumbleys? Same song, different verse. Their kid goes postal at Oxford High, and suddenly they're doing hard time? Peak Clown World.

Let's be real: the system is rigged. These parents are being used as scapegoats to appease the perpetually offended Twitterati. Instead of addressing the actual problems — broken families, SSRI-addled teens, and a culture that glorifies violence — they're throwing grandmas and dads in jail to virtue signal. It's all performative outrage, designed to distract from the real issues.

And the best part? This sets a precedent. Now every soccer mom is gonna be sweating bullets every time Timmy gets a bad grade or draws a slightly edgy meme. Congratulations, libtards, you've successfully weaponized parenting. Enjoy the dystopian hellscape you've created. Remember when parents had rights? Good times.

Of course, the usual suspects are cheering this on. “Oh, it's about accountability!” they screech. “Parents need to be held responsible!” Yeah, sure. Because locking up parents is totally gonna solve the problem of school shootings. Just like banning AR-15s is gonna stop criminals from getting guns. eyeroll

This is what happens when you let woke ideology infect the legal system. Common sense goes out the window, and you end up with insane results like this. But hey, at least they're “doing something,” right? Even if that something is completely ineffective and morally bankrupt. Welcome to the United States of Woke, where individual responsibility is dead and everyone gets a participation trophy… except you, Colin Gray. You get a jail cell.

So, what's the takeaway? Don't have kids. Or, if you do, homeschool them in a bunker and never let them see the light of day. Because in this current climate, simply being a parent is enough to get you canceled, doxxed, and potentially imprisoned. God bless America.