Jerusalem - Buckle up, snowflakes, because the annual Israeli Flag March just owned East Jerusalem again. The sea of blue and white caused a predictable geyser of tears from the usual suspects, proving once again that triggered libs are the gift that keeps on giving. The march, commemorating the reunification of Jerusalem (you know, when Israel took back what was rightfully theirs), went off with minimal (emphasis on MINIMAL) skirmishes, despite the best efforts of the perpetually outraged.

It's the same song and dance every year. The woke crowd cries “occupation!” and “oppression!” while conveniently ignoring the decades of Jordanian occupation and the fact that Jerusalem is, and always will be, the eternal capital of Israel. But hey, facts don't matter when you're virtue signaling for internet points, am I right?

Sure, some shouting happened. Maybe a few shoves. But let's be real, that's just Tuesday in the Middle East. The important thing is that the message was sent loud and clear: Israel is here to stay, and Jerusalem is its capital. Deal with it.

The best part? Watching the MSM try to spin this as some kind of major crisis. "Tensions escalate!" they scream, as if a few angry Palestinians represents some kind of existential threat to the Jewish state. Give me a break. These guys have been trying to destroy Israel since 1948, and they haven't succeeded yet. A little flag waving isn't going to change anything.

So, to all the pearl-clutching progressives out there: Get over it. Jerusalem is Israeli, the Flag March is awesome, and your tears are delicious. Maybe try focusing on something important, like learning the difference between “there,” “their,” and “they're.”

Meanwhile, we'll be over here celebrating freedom, tradition, and the enduring strength of the Jewish people. Cheers!

Don't forget to stock up on popcorn and watch the triggered reactions roll in. It's gonna be a good week.

And remember kids, the best way to trigger a leftist is with truth, freedom, and a healthy dose of unapologetic patriotism.

Consider the source on those "reports" of violence. I bet the UN did an exhaustive, unbiased investigation.

Also, remember: If you're not offending someone, you're not doing it right.

Israel is strong. Israel is free. And the Flag March is proof that the spirit of Zionism is alive and well. Now go wave a flag and trigger a lib!

Sources: * Memri.org (Middle East Media Research Institute) * Imra.org.il (Independent Media Review and Analysis)