London - Jeremy Corbyn, the human embodiment of unfulfilled potential and beard dandruff, is crying about the 'abuse' he endured while getting the boot from Labour leadership. Now, as Keir Starmer’s sinking ship hits the iceberg, Corbyn's singing the blues like a rejected auditionee on woke Idol. Boo-freaking-hoo.

Remember Corbyn? The guy who thought nationalizing everything and apologizing for Britain's existence was a winning strategy? Yeah, the voters didn't buy it, and his own party turned on him faster than Liz Cheney at a Trump rally. Now he's whining about it. The audacity.

Corbyn's sob story centers around the 2016 EU referendum fallout when his shadow foreign secretary, Hilary Benn, tried to stage a coup. 'I immediately phoned Hilary [Benn] and didn’t succeed getting hold of him for the whole evening and finally spoke to him at one in the morning. I said, this story in the Observer, is it true?' Corbyn recounted, sounding genuinely shocked that someone would stab him in the back. Newsflash, Jeremy: politics is a bloodsport, not a kumbaya circle.

The fallout was epic. Mass resignations, backstabbing galore, and Corbyn looking more and more like a bewildered grandpa who wandered into the wrong retirement home. He even whined about getting 'an hour of abuse' during a Labour party meeting. Oh no! They hurt your feelings! Maybe try earning some respect instead of handing out participation trophies for losing elections.

Now, as Starmer faces his own reckoning, Corbyn pretends to feel sympathy. 'Yeah, I do feel [sorry for him],' he bleats. 'On a personal level it must be devastating.' Translation: 'Misery loves company, and I'm enjoying Starmer's suffering immensely.'

The truth is, Corbyn and Starmer are two sides of the same failing coin. Both represent a Labour Party that has lost touch with reality, obsessed with virtue signaling and identity politics while ignoring the concerns of ordinary Brits. They want to lecture you on pronouns and climate change while crime spikes, prices soar, and the country goes to pot. No wonder nobody wants to vote for them.

So, let Corbyn whine about his 'abuse' and let Starmer flounder. It's all just political theater at this point. The only real question is, how long until the Labour Party implodes completely and spawns a new, even more ridiculous political movement? Place your bets, folks.