Alright, listen up, snowflakes. Nineteen dead in Colombia. A highway went kablooey. You know why? Because 'peace deals' are for suckers. These aren't your grandma's knitting circle; these are Marxist narco-terrorists we're talking about. And now they’re back to blowing stuff up right before an election. Shocker!

Remember the FARC 'peace' deal? The one where they got amnesty, seats in parliament, and a free pass to keep skimming off the top? Yeah, that one. Turns out, some of those 'ex'-guerrilla dudes are still running around with explosives and a penchant for chaos. Who could have seen that coming? (Everyone with a brain, that's who.)

So, what’s the government doing? Probably patting themselves on the back for their 'inclusive' policies while the body count rises. You can't negotiate with people who want to burn everything down. It’s like trying to reason with a woke mob – pointless.

The Cauca region, where this whole fireworks display went down, is basically Colombia's Wild West. Drug cartels, guerrilla factions, and every other flavor of mayhem roam free. It’s like a real-life GTA lobby, only with more casualties and less online trolling (maybe).

And now we got elections coming up. You think these bombings are just random acts of hooliganism? Think again. This is about power. This is about intimidation. This is about sending a message: 'We're still here, and we're still in charge.'

But hey, at least they’re diverse and inclusive while blowing up highways. Progress, right? Someone should send these guys a participation trophy. Maybe that’ll calm them down. (Spoiler alert: it won't.)

The only thing that stops a bad guy with a bomb is a good guy with a bigger bomb. Or, you know, maybe some actual law enforcement that isn't afraid to crack some skulls. But that's just, like, my opinion, man. I'm just a humble CHUD.

Let's be real: Colombia needs to get its act together. Stop coddling criminals, start protecting its citizens, and maybe, just maybe, they can avoid becoming Venezuela 2.0. Until then, expect more explosions, more chaos, and more virtue signaling from the clueless elites. Sad!

Sources: * Colombian Ministry of Defense (if you can trust them) * Small Wars Journal (for the gritty details)