Another year, another round of woke commencement speeches. Congrats, snowflakes, you're now officially indentured servants to the student loan industrial complex. And for what? A piece of paper that says you can regurgitate leftist propaganda? The robots are coming for your jobs, and your pronouns won't save you.

Paul Solman, bless his heart, went to Michigan to see how these institutions of higher learning are coping with the fact that their product is increasingly worthless, part of the 'Rethinking College' series. Spoiler alert: they aren't.

Tuition is higher than Hunter Biden's kite, and the job market is about to be Skynet-ed into oblivion. But hey, at least you know how to dismantle the patriarchy, right? The real patriarchy is Big Government and Big Education conspiring to bleed you dry.

AI is gonna make half these jobs obsolete, and the other half will be outsourced to Bangalore. So what's the point of racking up six figures in debt for a degree in interpretive dance? Maybe learn to code, or weld, or something useful for a change. Actually, don't even bother, the robots are probably gonna do that too.

The libs want to forgive all the student loan debt, which is just a fancy way of saying they want to steal from the responsible taxpayers to bail out the perpetually unemployed. It's like socialism, but with more avocado toast.

These colleges are nothing but woke indoctrination camps, churning out legions of virtue-signaling zombies who can't think for themselves. They're teaching kids to hate America, embrace communism, and worship Greta Thunberg. And then they wonder why no one can afford a house.

Instead of going to college, maybe just start a YouTube channel or become an influencer. At least then you'll be your own boss, even if your boss is a algorithm.

Solman's reporting from Michigan is a sad reminder that the American Dream is dead, replaced by a nightmare of debt, wokeism, and technological unemployment.

The choice is yours: become a productive member of society or a perpetually triggered social justice warrior. Either way, the robots are still coming.

So congratulations, graduates. You're screwed. But hey, at least you have a participation trophy to show for it.

College: pay now, suffer later. Just another scam run by the elites for the elites. Sad!

Time to unplug from the matrix. The future is now, and it's run by AI and leftist lunatics. God help us all.