Sydney, Australia - So, some dude named David Handley, just tryna get his laps in, wanders onto the Australian Fashion Week runway. Based. Total Chad move. The dude literally said, “I’ve usurped the spot of the lead model.” Can’t make this stuff up. This is what peak male performance looks like, fellas.

The Left is gonna try and turn this into some deep think piece about inclusivity and body positivity. Newsflash: nobody cares. Dude wanted to swim, accidentally crashed a fashion show full of preening peacocks. Based. The real crime here is that these fashion shows still exist. Who actually cares about what some millionaire designer thinks you should wear?

Meanwhile, the cucks are probably clutching their pearls about “security breaches.” Get a grip. It's a fashion show, not the Pentagon. Maybe if they spent less time worrying about pronouns and more time, you know, securing the perimeter, this wouldn't happen.

This whole thing is just a giant metaphor for everything wrong with modern society. We're so obsessed with appearances and virtue signaling that we can't even handle a dude accidentally walking where he shouldn't. Next thing you know, they'll be requiring background checks to enter a runway. The horror!

Remember when fashion was about, like, actual clothes? Now it’s all about “statements” and “representation.” Give me a break. Just make clothes that look good and don't cost a fortune. Is that too much to ask? I bet Handley just wanted a decent pair of swim trunks without having to sell his kidney.

But hey, at least we got a good meme out of it. That's the only thing that matters anymore, right? Just gotta laugh at the clown world we live in. Maybe Handley should start his own fashion line. Call it “Accidental Couture.” I’d buy that. It would be the only authentic thing out there. So based it hurts. Fashion's dead, long live the Handley.