So, Cerebras, some AI chip company from Silicon Valley, decided to bless us with its presence on the stock market. Color me shocked. Meanwhile, SpaceX, OpenAI, and Anthropic are also lining up to get their snouts in the public trough. You know, because they totally need our money.

These are the same people lecturing us about climate change while they fly around in private jets and build energy-guzzling data centers. But hey, at least they're making "progress," right? Progress towards what? More control? More surveillance?

Don't get me wrong, innovation is great. But when it's concentrated in the hands of a few tech giants who are cozy with the government, it smells like something rotten. This isn't the free market; it's crony capitalism at its finest.

And let's be honest, AI is just a fancy way to automate jobs and replace human workers. So while these companies are raking in billions, the working class gets the shaft. But who cares, as long as the stock market goes up, right?

It's all a big game, folks. A rigged game. They tell us to trust the experts, trust the science, trust the system. But the system is designed to benefit them, not us. And the experts? They're usually paid to say what the elites want them to say.

So, congrats to Cerebras and the rest of the AI overlords. You've officially made it. You're now part of the problem. And the rest of us? We'll just keep paying the price, one gallon of gas and one overpriced textbook at a time.

Maybe someday, the people will wake up and realize they're being played. Maybe someday, we'll hold these companies accountable for their actions. But until then, it's just more of the same old song and dance.

Oh, and don't forget about the Metaverse! That's totally going to solve all our problems. Just strap on your VR headset and escape from reality. Because reality sucks, and these companies are making sure it stays that way.

Remember when the internet was supposed to democratize information and empower the masses? Yeah, me neither. Now it's just a tool for surveillance and manipulation. Thanks, tech bros!

So go ahead, invest in Cerebras. Get rich while the world burns. It's the American way, after all. But don't come crying to me when the robots take your job and the government shuts down your bank account. You were warned.

The AI revolution is here, and it's brought to you by the same people who brought you the Iraq War, the 2008 financial crisis, and cancel culture. What could possibly go wrong?

At least we can all agree on one thing: memes are still funny. For now. Before the AI learns to censor those too.