Well, well, well, look what we have here. The ceasefire with Iran – that virtue-signaling exercise in futility – is about to expire. Turns out, surprise surprise, sweet-talking murderous theocrats doesn't work. Who could have possibly foreseen this? (Everyone with a brain, that's who.)

So, the Ayatollah's lackeys, led by parliamentary speaker Mohammed Bagher Qalibaf (sounds like a rejected Bond villain), are back to their old tricks. They're closing the Strait of Hormuz because, gasp, we're blockading their ports. As if they wouldn't be funding terrorism and screaming 'Death to America' even without the blockade. The U.S. military admitting they're strong-arming ships? Good. About damn time.

This whole situation is giving me flashbacks to Neville Chamberlain and his “peace in our time” BS. Newsflash: you can't reason with fanatics who think blowing themselves up for Allah will get them 72 virgins (pretty sure those virgins are just dudes in robes, but hey, who am I to judge their afterlife preferences?).

Trump hinting at “dropping bombs again”? Based. Maybe we should just solve this little energy crisis with a few strategically placed bunker busters. Sure, the lefty snowflakes will cry about 'collateral damage,' but a little shock and awe is exactly what these guys understand. 20% of the world's oil goes through that chokepoint? Time for some…redecorating.

And don't even get me started on the Indian ships getting shot at and the Brits whining about Revolutionary Guard gunboats. Everyone's getting a piece of the action while the White House sits on its hands, trying to look “statesmanlike.”

More than 20,000 seafarers stuck in the Gulf? Boo hoo. Maybe they should have chosen a less volatile career. Look, I'm not saying I don't feel bad for them, but global stability is more important than some whiny merchant sailors.

Meanwhile, in Lebanon, another ceasefire is barely holding. A French peacekeeper got capped (probably by Hezbollah, who, of course, deny everything). And polls show Israelis are PISSED about the ceasefire, because their army was actually winning for once. No kidding! It's like someone told them to stop kicking a hornet's nest right when they were about to crush it.

So, here's the deal: diplomacy is dead. Strength is the only language these guys understand. Let's stop playing nice, unleash the dogs of war, and secure our interests (and the world's oil supply) once and for all. No more half-measures. No more appeasement. Time to make the Strait of Hormuz great again…by making it a giant parking lot for sunken Iranian warships.