NEW ORLEANS (AP) — So, remember that time Senator Bill Cassidy thought he could get away with stabbing Trump in the back during the impeachment sham? Turns out, the Louisiana swamp ain't forgettin'. One voter just perfectly summed up Cassidy's pathetic attempts to kiss the ring after his moment of 'courage' (read: political suicide).

Charles Wandfluh, some 57-year-old dude who actually gets it, didn't mince words. He called Cassidy 'a squirrel running around the tree, chasing nuts to find whatever he can get to benefit him.' Ouch. Truth hurts, Bill.

Look, we all knew the impeachment was a joke. A partisan witch hunt designed to punish Trump for daring to challenge the establishment. But Cassidy, in a moment of peak Never Trump derangement, decided to join the mob. Now, with Trump still holding the keys to the kingdom, Cassidy's groveling for forgiveness. Too late, buddy.

This whole saga is a perfect example of why people hate politicians. They're spineless, self-serving creatures who'll say anything to get elected. Cassidy thought he could play both sides, but he's about to learn that you can't betray the MAGA crowd and expect a warm welcome back. It's over for him. Cope.

The real takeaway here is that Trump's influence is still MASSIVE. The establishment wants him gone, the media wants him gone, but the people still love him. Cassidy thought he could bet against Trump and win. Big mistake.

So, to Bill Cassidy: enjoy your squirrel life. Running around, scrambling for scraps, desperately trying to salvage your career. Maybe next time, you'll think twice before crossing the Don. Kek.