Deontay Wilder, bless his heart, actually went out there and fought someone. And won! Okay, it was a split decision against Derek Chisora, who's basically boxing's version of that one uncle who keeps showing up to Thanksgiving smelling faintly of regret. But hey, a W is a W.

More importantly, the Bronze Bomber then did what needed to be done: he called out Anthony Joshua. 'Let's do it,' he said, channeling his inner patriot. Now, the question is, will AJ – a man who seems more interested in virtue signaling than actually fighting – accept? Or will he claim Wilder is 'problematic' because he likes freedom or something?

Let's be real: the heavyweight division has been a joke since Tyson Fury went all-in on woke nonsense. Usyk is talented, sure, but where's the raw American power? Where's the unapologetic masculinity? Wilder, for all his flaws, brings that to the table. He's not afraid to speak his mind, and he hits like a freight train fueled by pure American rage.

Joshua, meanwhile, has been busy losing to Usyk and then beating up on Jake Paul. Not exactly a resume that screams 'world beater.' And then there's the whole 'car accident in Nigeria' thing... tragic, obviously, but also kind of suspicious, right? Did the globalists try to take out their next opponent with a poorly timed vehicle collision?

Chisora's retirement is the end of an era. He was a brawler, a throwback to a time when guys would actually try to knock each other's heads off instead of dancing around and racking up points. He goes out the same way he came in: as a man whose paycheck depends on how badly he wants it.

Eddie Hearn says Joshua is 'ready' for Wilder. Sure, Eddie. And Hillary Clinton is 'ready' to be president again. We'll believe it when we see it. Until then, we'll just assume Joshua is too busy filming commercials and attending DEI seminars to actually train.

This whole thing is a microcosm of what's wrong with modern sports. Too much money, too much politics, not enough actual fighting. We need more guys like Wilder, who are willing to put it all on the line and entertain the fans. We need less woke garbage and more knockouts.

If Wilder and Joshua actually fight, it'll be the biggest thing in boxing since... well, since Wilder fought Fury the first time. But don't hold your breath. The odds are good that some snowflake will find a reason to shut it down before it even happens. After all, we can't have a couple of big, strong men settling their differences in a ring, can we? That would be, like, toxic.