Washington D.C. - Well, butter my biscuits and call me triggered, because it looks like the Biden admin is about to serve up another steaming pile of appeasement to the Mullahs in Iran. Word on the street (aka, the lamestream media) is that a 'preliminary agreement' is on the table. Because the first Iran deal worked out so well. (Narrator: It didn't.)

Remember that JCPOA thingamajig? The one where Obama gave Iran billions in cash, they promised to behave, and then promptly used the money to fund terrorism and develop (allegedly!) a nuke? Good times. This 'new' deal, sources say, involves 'easing sanctions' in exchange for...wait for it...more promises! It's like Lucy and the football, except instead of Charlie Brown, it's the entire Western world getting bamboozled.

The real kicker? The Strait of Hormuz. This little puddle of water is where, like, a fifth of the world's oil flows through. If Iran decides to be spicy and shut it down, gas prices will hit warp speed, and your woke cousin will finally stop complaining about them because he won't be able to afford avocado toast anymore. Win-win, I guess?

The Deep State is probably already patting itself on the back, whispering sweet nothings about 'diplomacy' and 'de-escalation.' Meanwhile, actual patriots are wondering when we're going to stop playing nice with a regime that chants 'Death to America' on the regular.

Let's be real: this isn't about peace. It's about virtue signaling and kowtowing to the globalist agenda. It's about making Biden look like a savvy negotiator, even if it means selling out our allies and jeopardizing our national security. The Swamp gonna swamp.

So, buckle up, buttercups. Prepare for another round of Iranian shenanigans, courtesy of the woke left. And remember, when gas hits $10 a gallon, you can thank the geniuses who thought it was a good idea to trust the Ayatollahs.

Bonus points if the Iranians start using their newly acquired cash to buy more drones and send them to Ukraine. THAT will be a plot twist for the ages.

Maybe we should just build a giant wall around Iran and call it a day. Just spitballin' here. The woke mob would probably call it racist, but hey, at least it would be effective. And way cheaper than another failed Iran deal. Make America Great Again, one bad foreign policy decision at a time!

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P.S. Someone check on John Kerry. He's probably popping champagne right now.