JERUSALEM – Remember that meme where the dog is sitting in a burning house, saying “This is fine”? That’s basically Bibi Netanyahu right now. Despite rumors swirling faster than a QAnon conspiracy about the Trump-Netanyahu bromance going up in flames, our guy Bibi is out here dropping videos claiming he and Trump are still tighter than skinny jeans on a Zoomer.

Apparently, Trump isn't returning Bibi's calls about the ongoing ahem 'situation' in Iran. And by 'situation' we mean the glorious US-Israeli smackdown that was supposed to be easier than stealing candy from a gender-neutral toddler. Reports suggest the US isn’t even consulting Israel anymore on Iran or these Pakistani-brokered 'peace talks' – which, let’s be real, are probably about as peaceful as a woke Twitter thread.

Dahlia Scheindlin, some pollster lady, sums it up perfectly: Bibi protesting too much is making everyone sus. “He is doing so much talking about how great the relationship is that it makes me rather concerned about how much tension there is,” she said. Translation: Dude, you’re sweating harder than a CNN anchor on election night. She even thinks the war is a total dumpster fire. Big oof.

These two – Trump and Netanyahu – were basically the same dude, different accents. Both masters of owning the libs, both allergic to constitutional constraints, and both built their empires on the ashes of what normal people call “tradition” and “decency”. But now? Looks like the honeymoon is over. #Sad!

Bibi spent decades simping for US Presidents to join him in yeeting Iran back to the Stone Age. He even went full foreign agent, trying to sabotage Obama’s Iran deal – which, in hindsight, probably wasn't that bad, considering what followed. Thanks, Obama!

Then, like a true boss, Bibi convinced Trump that Iran was a paper tiger ripe for the plucking. Alon Pinkas, a salty ex-diplomat, claims Bibi used the Venezuela raid as his 'get out of jail free' card. “Hey, remember Venezuela? Easy peasy, lemon squeezy! Iran’s the same, trust me!”

Pinkas spilled the tea: “Netanyahu, being the conman that he is, used Venezuela as an example. He said to him: ‘Look what you did in Venezuela. It was painless. It was effortless. It was beautiful. You changed the regime.’ “

Apparently, the Mossad director, David Barnea, also chimed in, painting a picture of Iran’s mullahs as an overripe mango ready to drop. Bottom line: Bibi sold Trump a bill of goods, and now the bill is coming due, and Trump is nowhere to be found. Karma’s a bitch, ain’t it?