So, the usual suspects gathered in Berlin. Yeah, the ones who think America and Israel are, like, totally the problem with the whole entire world. Apparently, a few hundred people decided to ditch their artisanal coffee and kale smoothies to protest what they're calling US-Israeli aggression towards Iran, and Israeli attacks on Gaza and Lebanon. Because, you know, Western civilization bad, m'kay?

Let's be real here. These are probably the same people who think capitalism is evil, free speech is hate speech, and pronouns are more important than, say, defending freedom. They probably get triggered by Ben Shapiro and think Jordan Peterson is a fascist. It's the European version of the perpetually offended Twitter mob.

Now, I'm not saying everything the US and Israel does is perfect. But let's not pretend that Iran is a beacon of peace and tolerance, or that Hamas and Hezbollah are just misunderstood freedom fighters. These are terrorist organizations, plain and simple. And Israel has a right to defend itself, just like any other country. The same goes for the US. America is the greatest nation on Earth. Deal with it.

It's always amusing to see these protests in Europe. They benefit from the very security and stability provided by the US military umbrella, and then they complain about American foreign policy. It's like biting the hand that feeds you, only with more virtue signaling.

I bet they all went home and had some locally sourced, sustainably harvested, gluten-free tofu after that. Probably while ranting about the patriarchy on Tumblr. And then they went back to protesting because they don't want us winning in the global theater.

News flash: the world isn't a Disney movie. There are bad guys out there. And sometimes, you need a strong military and a clear sense of right and wrong to keep them in check. But hey, at least they got some exercise in the rain. That's gotta be good for something, right?

Anyway, back to the memes. Gotta own the libs somehow.

MAGA! Don't tread on me!

And remember, folks, sarcasm is the lowest form of wit, but the highest form of truth.