So, you're telling me that Ben Gurion Airport, nestled in the heart of the perpetually-under-siege Jewish ethnostate, has security? Color me shocked. Apparently, some delicate flowers – sorry, I mean, “Palestinians,” “journalists,” and other assorted professional victims – are experiencing “invasive security checks.” You don't say.

Let's get real. This isn't Disneyland. Israel exists in a neighborhood where the welcome wagon is a suicide bomber, and the party favors are rockets. So, yeah, they might be a tad more thorough than your average TSA agent pawing through your grandma's toiletries.

These perpetual complainers whine about “lengthy interrogations” and “detailed searches.” Honey, that's called due diligence. Maybe if the region wasn't a hotbed of radical Islamic terrorism, they wouldn't have to be so careful. But since, you know, gestures vaguely at the entire Middle East, they kinda do.

And the journalists! Oh, the poor, oppressed journalists! Apparently, having their notes glanced at is an assault on the First Amendment. Newsflash: Freedom of the press doesn't mean freedom from scrutiny, especially when you're waltzing around a war zone. Maybe try reporting objectively for once, instead of acting as Hamas's PR firm, and you'll have fewer problems.

Palestinians facing extra scrutiny? I'm SHOCKED. Truly, I am. It's not like certain groups within that population have a history of, oh, I don't know, blowing themselves up on buses. Get a grip. Acting surprised about this is peak NPC behavior.

Israel isn't a charity. It's a nation fighting for its survival in a hostile environment. If a few “invasive” security checks are what it takes to keep their citizens safe, then so be it. Cry me a river.

And to all the virtue-signaling human rights organizations clutching their pearls: maybe focus on the actual human rights abuses committed by Hamas and other terrorist groups, instead of nitpicking the security measures of a country trying not to get blown to smithereens.

This entire controversy is a testament to the moral bankruptcy of the woke left. They'll defend terrorists before they defend a nation's right to exist. Pathetic.

In conclusion: Ben Gurion Airport is doing what it needs to do to protect its citizens. If you don't like it, don't fly there. Problem solved. Now, go back to your safe space and cry about microaggressions.

Next time you're thinking of complaining about airport security, maybe consider the alternative: a smoking crater where an airport used to be. Perspective, people. Get some.

Basically, quit your whining. Security works. And if it makes the wokesters seethe, that's just a bonus.