Okay, so allegedly the DOJ is gonna indict ol' Raúl Castro for shooting down those Brothers to the Rescue planes back in '96. Took 'em long enough, amirite? This guy was running the Cuban military at the time, so surprise, surprise, he's probably got a little something to do with blowing up freedom-loving Americans. What took 'em so long, though? Swamp gonna swamp, I guess.

For the normies who don't remember, Brothers to the Rescue were basically these absolute Chad Cuban exiles who flew around in planes looking for rafters trying to escape the commie paradise. They also dropped leaflets on Havana, which, let's be honest, probably triggered the Castro regime more than any actual military threat ever could. The Cubans claimed they violated airspace and that they had warned them, but c'mon, we all know what's up. Commies gonna commie.

Then-President Trump declined to comment specifically on the indictment, but not without slyly dissing Cuba. "They need help," he said, accurately. "A declining country." True story.

Now, the timing of this is interesting. The CIA director was in Cuba meeting with officials while this news leaks? Is this some kind of psyop? Are we about to invade? Probably not, but a guy can dream. Honestly, the only reason they're probably doing this now is because Ron DeSantis yelled at 'em to do it. DeSantis has been on this for a while, and he's not wrong. He called the charges "long overdue", which is the understatement of the century. Florida's Attorney General also reopened an investigation into this back in March, so maybe the heat got too much for the DOJ.

The libs will cry about how this is going to make things worse for the poor Cubans, but let's be real. The Castros and their cronies are the ones responsible for the economic misery on the island. The oil blockade and sanctions? Yeah, they sting, but they're aimed at the regime, not the people. If Cuba wasn't a communist dumpster fire, they wouldn't be in this mess.

Plus, Cuba's Foreign Minister acting all defiant is comedy gold. "We will continue on a path of sovereignty towards its socialist development!" Translation: "We will continue to starve our people and blame America for it!"

Acting Attorney General Todd Blanche played coy on Fox News, but the fact that this is even being considered is a win. Now, let's see if they actually go through with it and put this commie on trial. Don't hold your breath, though. But it would be hilarious if it happened, right? Remember when Trump threatened to "take over" Cuba? Maybe this is the first step.

So, yeah, indict Raúl Castro. Do it. You won't. No balls. Maybe this will also stop them from sending doctors to the US to give covid shots after getting their family members here. The whole story is kinda sus, TBH.

In the meantime, keep stacking sats and prepping for the inevitable collapse of civilization. At least we can laugh at commies while the world burns. PepeLaugh.