Alright, alright, alright. Looks like the geriatric in chief might actually be doing something based for once. Word on the street (via Fox News, natch) is that the US is thinking about indicting Raúl Castro, Fidel's little bro, for something that happened back when grunge was cool and the internet was just a twinkle in Al Gore's eye.

Apparently, this Castro dude, who's pushing 100 himself, might be getting slapped with charges related to some planes getting shot down back in the day. Now, I'm no lawyer, but that sounds like something worth looking into. Especially considering the decades of commie BS the Castro family has pulled on the Cuban people.

But here's the thing: why now? Ratcliffe, the CIA chief, had a little pow-wow with the Cuban Ministry of Interior dudes. What were they talking about? Did they offer him a lifetime supply of Cuban cigars if he just made this whole thing go away? Hmmm...

Don't get me wrong, I'm all for sticking it to commies. But this whole thing smells fishier than a week-old tuna sandwich. Is this just a political stunt? Is Biden trying to look tough on communism to distract from his failing poll numbers? Or is there actually some real justice being served here?

Maybe it's just me, but I'm always skeptical when the government starts talking about indicting foreign leaders, especially ones who are practically fossils. It's usually some kind of distraction or a way to justify some future intervention.

And let's be real, the US has a long and sordid history with Cuba. From the Bay of Pigs to the embargo, we've been meddling in their affairs for decades. So, maybe we should just leave them alone and let them sort out their own problems. Or, you know, invade them and turn the whole island into a giant golf course. That would be pretty based too. Just kidding…mostly.

Anyway, I'm not holding my breath. I'll believe it when I see Castro in an orange jumpsuit. Until then, I'm gonna keep enjoying my freedom and laughing at the absurdity of it all. And maybe buy some Cuban cigars, just in case. You know, for patriotic reasons.

So, is this indictment a W for freedom? Or just another psyop to keep us distracted? Only time will tell. But one thing's for sure: the meme potential is off the charts.

In conclusion, maybe indicting an almost-dead commie is actually based. The truth is, the current administration needs to act and show its hand in the realm of foreign policy.

At the end of the day, the American people want results, so the move to indict Castro shows a renewed commitment to the principles of justice, freedom and, most importantly, based takes and radical internet memes.

It shows that this country remains committed to the principles of accountability and liberty and, like, saving the world from evil.

Will this be the start of a more based Biden era? Or just a fleeting moment of clarity? We'll be watching. You should too. And maybe invest in some popcorn.