SAN FRANCISCO – Well, well, well, look who it is: Saikat Chakrabarti, former supreme commander of AOC's Twitterverse, is angling for Nancy Pelosi's old gig in San Francisco. Translation: the loony left is doubling down on crazy in the Bay Area. Get ready for even more virtue signaling, virtue bucks, and virtue…everything.

Chakrabarti, fresh off his stint whispering sweet nothings into AOC's ear (probably about seizing the means of production), apparently thinks he's ready to steer the good ship San Francisco. Which, let's be honest, is already listing hard to port. This is like putting a toddler in charge of the Titanic. What could possibly go wrong?

Let's not forget Chakrabarti's epic Twitter smackdown of Pelosi seven years ago. Apparently, burning bridges is his specialty. Maybe his campaign slogan should be: "I'll insult anyone, anytime, anywhere!" At least it'd be honest.

AOC's crickets on this whole thing are deafening. Is she secretly regretting unleashing Chakrabarti on the world? Is she plotting against him? Is this some 4D chess move we're too smooth-brained to understand? Probably not. More likely, she's just busy filming TikTok dances and pretending to care about the struggles of ordinary Americans. No cap.

So, San Francisco, prepare yourselves. Your city, already a dumpster fire of wokeness, is about to get a whole lot…spicier. Enjoy your guaranteed income, your safe injection sites, and your skyrocketing property taxes. You voted for this. You deserve it. No cap. But fr, tho, this is not gonna be good for the rest of us.

Sources:

* Twitter (for historical receipts of Chakrabarti's tweets) * FEC filings (because tracking the grift is a civic duty) * Urban Dictionary