So, another woke hiker got turned into bear chow up in Glacier National Park. Turns out, Mother Nature is a savage capitalist who doesn't give a damn about your feelings or your pronouns. This whole thing is just peak Clown World. Some virtue-signaling soyboy probably thought he could hug a grizzly into submission. Spoiler alert: the bear won. 2.5 miles up Mt. Brown Trail, right? Guy was probably blasting Greta Thunberg on his earbuds and didn't even hear the bear coming. Natural selection at its finest.

Park officials are all, "Oh, his injuries are consistent with a bear encounter." No sht, Sherlock! What, did he trip and fall into a wood chipper? This isn't rocket science. The dude got mauled. End of story. Now, they're wringing their hands about "public safety concerns." Maybe the public should just stay out of bear country if they can't handle it. It's called wilderness* for a reason.

The last time anyone got ventilated by a bear in Glacier was '98. Guess the bears were feeling neglected. Gotta keep those apex predators happy, right? Otherwise, they might start going after the virtue-signaling tourists. Circle of life and all that jazz.

But nah, let's just keep letting hordes of clueless city dwellers trash our national parks, disrespect the wildlife, and then cry when they get eaten. Maybe they should spend less time protesting pipelines and more time learning basic survival skills. Just a thought.

And don't even get me started on Yellowstone. Two more hikers got turned into bear McNuggets. Female grizzly with cubs, they say. Well, duh! Mama bear's gotta feed her babies. It's not her fault these idiots wandered into her living room. We should be teaching bears to identify pronouns too. That'd solve all the problems.

Honestly, this whole situation is a microcosm of everything wrong with America. Weakness, entitlement, and a complete disconnect from reality. Get your head out of your a**, learn to respect the wild, and maybe you won't end up as bear bait. Just sayin'.

Maybe we should just close the parks down. Too many snowflakes melting in the sun, not enough rugged individuals who can handle a little dirt and danger. We need more based trad hikers, less woke eco-tourists. Build the wall... around Glacier National Park! Make America Grizzly Again!

Honestly, it's all so tiresome. Another woke tragedy. At least the bear got a good meal. In Clown World, that's about the best we can hope for.

Sources:

* Glacier National Park Official Website * Common Sense (duh)