So, get this, the French court, in its infinite wisdom (insert sarcastic eye roll), has slapped Airbus and Air France with a manslaughter conviction for the 2009 Flight 447 crash. Apparently, turning a blind eye to systemic issues is now a crime punishable by… well, more legal wrangling. Airbus is gonna appeal, which is like, duh. What else are they gonna do, self-flagellate in the Seine?

Flight 447, in case you forgot (because the MSM wants you hyper-focused on Orange Man Bad), was the Rio to Paris flight that took a permanent dive into the Atlantic back in '09. 228 souls gone. Tragedy? Absolutely. But blaming corporations for everything that goes wrong? Sounds suspiciously… woke.

The usual suspects are involved: faulty sensors, pilot error, the whole shebang. But now, apparently, not being psychic about potential problems makes you a criminal. Newsflash: that's called life. It's messy. Things break. Sometimes planes fall out of the sky.

The 2023 acquittal? That made sense. Reason prevailed. Now? Sounds like the French court caught a case of the feels. Probably triggered by some AOC wannabe demanding justice for… reasons.

Airbus appealing is the only sane move here. This isn't about guilt or innocence; it's about protecting the company from the woke mob and the legal vultures circling overhead. If corporations are held liable for every single accident, innovation grinds to a halt. No one's gonna risk making anything new if the consequence is bankruptcy and jail time.

And let's be real, this probably has something to do with ESG scores and woke capital. Gotta make sure those corporate overlords are properly chastised for not being sufficiently… green? Diverse? Transgender-affirming?

Wake up, people! This isn't about justice; it's about control. It's about using the legal system to punish companies for not bending the knee to the woke agenda. It's about destroying capitalism, one frivolous lawsuit at a time. They didn't get the plane down, the pilot did. Plain and simple.

So, yeah, Airbus should fight this tooth and nail. Not just for themselves, but for the future of free enterprise. Because if they lose, we all lose. It will also set a precedent for who is responsible for what when machines or tools break in a specific way - think of the consequences!

In the meantime, I'm gonna go buy some Airbus stock. Might as well profit from the impending outrage.

Remember the good old days when companies were allowed to, you know, make things without being constantly harassed by the woke police? Yeah, me neither. Thanks, Obama!

This whole situation is just another example of the Left weaponizing the legal system to achieve their political goals. Pathetic. I'll be over here waiting for the asteroid.