So, the robots aren't quite taking over yet, but Anthropic's Claude Mythos AI is apparently good enough at hacking to make the Financial Stability Board (FSB) – that shadowy globalist cabal that controls the world's finances – sweat a little. Apparently, this AI can find more security flaws than a woke DEI audit of a Chick-fil-A.

Anthropic, playing God as usual, isn't releasing Mythos to the public. Why? Because it's too dangerous, obviously. Regular folks can't be trusted with tech that can find more vulnerabilities than a CNN fact-check. Instead, they're letting the usual suspects – Apple, JP Morgan, and the rest of the corporate elite – play with it. Because what could possibly go wrong?

The FSB, led by the Bank of England's Andrew Bailey (whoever THAT is), is all ears. They're probably terrified that some basement-dwelling hacker will use Mythos to expose their fiat currency scam. Remember, these are the same guys who told you inflation was 'transitory' while your grocery bill doubled. So, yeah, they're totally on top of things.

Even the UK's AI Security Institute (AISI) is impressed. They say Mythos aced a previously impossible cybersecurity test. Of course, they're probably just trying to justify their existence and get more taxpayer money. But hey, maybe they're actually doing something useful for once.

The IMF is also chiming in, warning about financial instability. Translation: they're scared that AI will expose their rigged system and lead to a populist revolt. They want a 'coordinated response,' which probably means more globalist regulations to stifle innovation and control the narrative.

Goldman Sachs CEO David Solomon is 'hyper-aware' of Mythos. Translation: he's already figuring out how to use it to make even more money off your misery. And JP Morgan's Jamie Dimon admits AI makes cyber defense 'harder.' But don't worry, he'll still collect his bonus while your bank gets hacked.

Of course, the 'experts' are trying to downplay the threat. They say most breaches are still due to basic screw-ups. But that's just what they WANT you to think. They want you to be complacent while they build the AI-powered surveillance state.

So, what's the takeaway? AI is coming, and it's going to change everything. Whether it's for good or for evil depends on who controls it. And right now, it's in the hands of the globalist elite. Time to buy some bitcoin and learn how to code. Just in case.